Posts by Las Malvinas son Argentinas

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Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool April 2024

by DerekMoors in

you know the drill.

here's an updated chart and i'm using 356 because that's where he's at today.

please let me know if there's anything you think might be added.

It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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His problem now is that he’s so infrequent and his content is stale. Even those willing to give him a shot with their donations are quickly disappointed as he’s disappeared yet again and constantly needs these mental health breaks.

He’s a footballer with bad knees. A basketball player who has lost his shot. They have lost all passion for the game that once made them rich and are determined to play it out for whatever team is dumb enough to write them a cheque.

He doesn’t even have enough passion to make the videos he claimed he wanted to start making.

He’s a broken man. There’s nothing interesting about him anymore. A lot of people watch because they think something crazy is about to happen.

He’ll OD and make this huge video about his battle with addiction. That’s the clownshow people are expecting to see. The “Aftermath” as he calls it. The Downfall. Der Untergang. Just a funny looking man in isolation thinking his musings still have importance.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

If Cedars gets a monthly salary from a wealthy donor, does it even make any difference if others stop donating? He'll continue regardless.

He has (or more accurately- had) many regular “under the table” donors who routinely sent him money via PayPal, including one I know who is now a vocal critic of his. He still has some as he alluded to in his begging video where donors stepped in to “save” his company. Even that has a shelf life, esp when he does little to earn it. Moving forward, it’s more likely the private support will come in the form of paid holidays like the shroom trip.

He’ll continue because he has no choice. There are no decent job prospects in either country he’s a citizen of. In say 10 years time, his channel will probably be somewhat different in scope, but he’ll still be dependent upon donations. His problem is he can never ditch exJW topics, for which it is evident he has little interest or desire to do.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

we all know why he needs to take pics of his nose straight

He’s also looking down in order the cover the extent of his multiple chins. I can fully understand the horror of women who made the mistake of going to dinner with him as he moves in for a make-out session.

His best bet for a successful seduction would be a US trailer park. Turn up the Mancunian like he’s a Gallagher brother, keep the guitar and fentanyl pills handy, and perhaps he’ll qualify for some rebound sex - at least until one of her baby daddies gets out of prison.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

He went overnight from a situation where he had to do real work and barely making ends meet to an easy landing in Croatia where no one reasonably expected him to work. (He was also ducking creditors in the UK. It is in his book).

So he unburdens his JW yoke and suddenly finds himself with A LOT of time on his hands. You really should have seen him go when he was posting here. Hardly a subject went by without him sticking his big bird nose in.

He has spent most of his adult life not having a real job. To him work means doing it when he feels up to it and how often he wants. Had he any work ethic, he might have beaten back this bad rep he has acquired and on a path to semi-recovery.

His consistent problem is that he cannot get out of his own way. He had an incredible bump last year that surprised even me with how many he fooled into giving him money for nothing. Like a bitch, he took the money, flaunted and taunted people with his success instead of taking it as lifeline and working his ass off on beating the rap and indoctrinating a new generation of followers.

Well into his 40s, this is who he is. He’ll live the rest of his life thinking he can skate by with minimal effort.

People are still waking up to him and his history of abuse, but a good number of these patron drops are due to people noticing that he hardly does anything worth a regular pledge of money.

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Lloyd Evans Patreoff Pool March 2024

by DerekMoors in

for those still interested in lloyd's fall from grace, i made up a chart of my own.

april 2023 is when he put out his "things are bad" tin cup begging video, and he got a small surge to 592 on the 13th of that month.

i'm also using his all-time peak of 897 from november 2022.. for march, we're gonna say a modest -15, putting him at 352. i'm also curious as to when he might hit 300 and then 200. if he keeps up with an average of -20 every month, he'll be at less than 190 before the end of this year.. happy guessing everyone..

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

358 as of now.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

One has to live, drink and think Lloyd Evans to adequately translate all this. Kind of like method acting. I just discovered this so the closest thing I could do to get into character was to rub my pelvic area and take a bite out of a chocolate bar. Do tell me know how I am doing.

February has been a slow month for me because I've been battling a weirdly-lengthy cold-flu virus which has majorly impacted my productivity

Is it that time again? I’ll post something in members only so exiting patrons whose access is about to be restricted can have some motivation not to drop. If they can buy the bullshit that I’ve been ill, that ought to help.

I was really hoping to get a video out today (i.e. right at the end of the month) but unfortunately despite my best efforts it just hasn't worked out the way I wanted

It’s becoming clearer to me by the day that I will have to get a job if this trend doesn’t reverse and thinking about it upsets me. So I’ve been self medicating as usual and my brain is so fried that I can’t concentrate. In the past I just filmed some shit and sent it to Tibor to clean up. But I’m usually gobbling up edibles at night and can’t get anything done.

I'm therefore going to try to hit the ground running in March and focus on clearing some more of the backlog of videos requested by my amazing patrons and YouTube channel members.

What’s a phrase I can use to excuse me from accomplishing hardly any of my patron perks? “Backlog of videos”. Let’s call it that.

I've also resumed work on the Second Edition of The Reluctant Apostate, which will be made available simultaneously in English and German!

Oops I probably should have used the word “resume” because that would indicate that I’ve stopped.

So far we on schedule to release both versions (and hopefully, an audiobook!) in early 2025.

Being an apostate isn’t the only thing I’m reluctant about. I’ll shoot for 2025 even though it won’t take me that long. I need to account for my many breaks and then I’ll demand a quick turnaround from my volunteer German translator and throw the burden publicly upon them for the delay of releasing this live saving work.

Since January 1 the channel has grown by around 800 subscribers, which is great news and definitely motivates me to continue!

I shouldn’t give you a negative number with regard to patrons as that will bring the wrong message, so I’ll just put it out there that 800 people have supposedly started watching me for free.

I obviously no longer have a video editor so a lot more time, effort and thought needs to go into each upload even though there are fewer of them

Fuck Tibor and his salary demands. I guess I need to do it myself, but I’m decreasing my workload and think I should be paid the same as it was when he dropped. But these M7 criminals forced me into this, remember that! Way to go M7!

I have also been giving some thought to the Patreon/YouTube channel member tiers and how they can be streamlined

These $1 patrons are killing me! Why can’t they all pledge $25 or $50? What? You want something more? Fine, tell me what you want and I’ll see if I can do it. If it fits into my schedule. I’ll have to be motivated too. Assholes.

For now I just want to sincerely thank all of you who take an interest in my channel, especially the 443 of you currently supporting it as patrons and channel members

Allow me to take this opportunity to remind people of how many different ways you can pay me. Did you catch my note about retooling the merchandise page?

It's very difficult to keep dipping into my religious experience - a source of profound personal trauma

That’s right you bloody plebs. I’ve been going on about JWs and revisiting this for 15 years now since I went inactive so you owe me. I’d really rather not be doing this but it’s the only thing on this planet I can do to convince people to pay me.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I suspect the court filing has to do with the fact that the plaintiff/private prosecutor/pussy is required to have his actual address on file with the court and with the “defendants” in order to pursue the case.

Jabba the Hutt is likely to counter that he’s afraid his address will be leaked online, thus the reason he’s hiding behind his ex-wife’s skirt.

What a low-down and pathetic wimp of a man.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

I'm guessing that Dijana has them most of the time and she's probably not on the same page as he is about how they are cared for. What is he going to do?

Oh, this is Lloyd we're speaking about. If Dijana diverges in any way from Lloyd's prescribed path of reading her parents the riot act, he's going to start giving her endless shit and accuse her of being a JW apologist or what-not. That video might even be one of retaliation/revenge as in "if you continue letting granny see the girls, I'm dragging Jessica onto one of my videos and we're going DEFCON 1 on My Book of Bible Stories."

This type of petty vindictiveness and small dick energy is a trademark of Jabba the Hutt's. He's the type of ex who thinks he has veto power over her new lover spending any amount of time with the kids until he approves. There's no limit to the damage a non-custodial parent can cause to the co-parenting arrangement should they so desire. That increases tenfold if she has a new guy in her life.

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It's been a long 9 years Lloyd Evans / John Cedars (continued)

by Simon in

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uh oh, looks like the mega thread gave up the ghost, so while i investigate / fix it just continue the discussion here .... it's been a long 9 years lloyd evans / john cedars.

Las Malvinas son Argentinas

As for causing a family "war", since his kids are living under Grandma's roof if I were her I'd tell him until he can provide for his family himself, he doesn't get to tell me what I can and cannot talk about in my own house!!

This is an astute point. JW or not, people can say or think whatever the fuck they want under their own roof. Especially when they are elderly and have put up with his bullshit for years, all culminating in the current situation of a hopelessly broken family. I’d be like: “oh NOW you are concerned about your kids? I speak about my own views to my grandkids in the house I’ve lived in for decades and you threaten me by limiting contact with them? The same guy who left them one holiday season to bang hookers in Thailand? The same man who moved an hour away because he didn’t like that our daughter wouldn’t take it up the ass and wouldn’t tolerate him seeing other women?”

There are so many people who are getting shunned by JW relatives. By all accounts, the in-laws have been quite lenient towards them per JW rules. They even allowed him to build an apostate studio underneath their living quarters! Most would take the random JW comment for what it is and count their lucky stars their kids have a seemingly functional relationship with their grandparents. Not Lloyd. He relishes in fucking everything up and sticking his big nose into everything. This was something for Dijana to deal with, not him. Her parents, her family home.

That family desperately needs an enforcer. My family had one - a biker type uncle who would kick the living shit out of boyfriends/husbands who fucked over any of his children, grandchildren, nieces and nephews. Someone who would drive to Zagreb, confront that fat fuck in the street and drop him to the asphalt for speaking to his auntie like that.